M: I have a random question for you
Me: Hello! Fire away
M: Aw, it's fine, I know you're a busy lady
Me: No, not at all, I'm at home. Actually I have a ridiculously full bowl of soup on my lap
M: Ooooo. D will be jealous, whereas I will be disgusted I'm afraid
Me: Ah, are you not into soup?
M: Noooo, why have liquified food when you're not even an astronaut?
Me: I have secret astronaut aspirations, you caught me
M: Hahahahaha excellent. I hope that wasn't a joke. Tim Peake is making everyone reevaluate their life choices