Wednesday, 13 August 2014

All a Bit Squirrelly

Me: 'When we were revising for the exam I had to make up questions based on your seminar handout because this is the first year you've taught the course so we had no past papers to go on. The questions I wrote were pretty bang on actually....'
Lecturer: 'What utterly ridiculous?'
Me: 'Like about squirrels or something?'
Lecturer: 'I did try and put some questions on the exam about squirrels but the dept. weren't having any of it.'
Me: 'But surely squirrels relate to foreign policy....  those grey ones are pretty colonial.'
Lecturer: 'Yeah! Colonizing bastards.'
Me: 'Like the squirrel version of the Tea Party! It probably exists, you know.'



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