Then yesterday I was conversing with The Doctor round the kitchen table and he said, 'If we all lived in a Zen Monastery I'd be the serious studious one and you would be the dotty oracle. Like the Oracle in the Matrix, where she dispenses wisdom and gives you homemade cookies. And she puts wisdom in her cookies, too. The dotty oracle is a really good person to be.'
It's funny the way people see you... my friends are so poetic.