Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Dirty Conversations in the Library

Friend 1: 'You have to look after your sexual health. Pelvic floor exercises are the way to go.'
Friend 2: 'I have regular sex, I don't need them.'
Friend 1: 'In that case you need them even more! I do them all the time, they're so good for you.'
Friend 2: 'Really?! Oh nooooo.'
Friend 1: 'Seriously, my vagina is so strong now, I've been known to take a condom off by accident. I could probably hold a pencil with it. It could start writing a diary, 'Thoughts from my Muff'.....'
Friend 2: 'Yeah, but it would only have two entries....'

3 comments:

  1. Lol! Sounds like some of the conversations we have around here, much to the embarrassment of our one male cubicle mate.

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    1. The Porn Alarm is a-ringing....

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