Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Dirty Conversations in the Library

Friend 1: 'You have to look after your sexual health. Pelvic floor exercises are the way to go.'
Friend 2: 'I have regular sex, I don't need them.'
Friend 1: 'In that case you need them even more! I do them all the time, they're so good for you.'
Friend 2: 'Really?! Oh nooooo.'
Friend 1: 'Seriously, my vagina is so strong now, I've been known to take a condom off by accident. I could probably hold a pencil with it. It could start writing a diary, 'Thoughts from my Muff'.....'
Friend 2: 'Yeah, but it would only have two entries....'


  1. Lol! Sounds like some of the conversations we have around here, much to the embarrassment of our one male cubicle mate.

  2. Replies
    1. The Porn Alarm is a-ringing....