Me: 'I went to the greengrocers and I found black and white carrots! BLACK AND WHITE!!!'
Flatmate: (rolls eyes) 'Yeah, you get different coloured carrots. But when you cook them they still come out orange.'
Me: 'Orange?!?' (I was very disappointed by this). 'They're black and white, why would they turn orange? I mean nothing else turns orange when you cook it.'
Flatmate: 'Well, when people cook themselves on sunbeds, they turn orange.'
Me: 'It's true. You win.'
|Yeah, really. I don't just make this up, you know.|
Also, may I add that it's the same greengrocer that I got the romanesco from. I'm quite excited to see what I find there next.